We discussed how poorly written porn plots are as normal people do
Courtney: get an inflatable arm flailing balloon man to attract new customers
me: what if I get one shaped like a dick
Courtney: i want like 30 of them in my backyard
it would attract everyone from tumblr
me: but the people on tumblr would probably try to climb onto them or hump them
Courtney: you'll wake up one morning to find millions of horny teenagers all fighting to get on top of the penis
me: so i'll be like justin bieber
me: Yeah he asked for pictures of me but he's still talking to that other girl
Courtney: HE DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR NUDIES
me: Limited time offer has expired. No naked Nicole for you bro.
Courtney: Please renew your subscription of only 39.99
me: is that the monthly subscription price?
Courtney: yeah it is
me: Low low prices~ high quality
