I’m laughing so hard right now omg so I just learned that Aaron Carter has a twin named Angel & I thought “it would be funny if they had another sibling with a name starting with L to go with Aaron, Nick & Angel” & I just looked it up & their other sister’s name was Lauren hbgkdjdkdkdksm what if their mom was like “yeah I’m gonna have four kids and have their first initials spell ANAL” I doubt she did but that would be amazing if she did
i’ll make you a sandwich
I haven’t seen Frozen & I never want to see it. Tumblr has made me hate it. Not because there isn’t enough POC representation no it’s because everyone is fucking obsessed with it like Jesus Christ shut the fuck up it’s so obnoxious this is like a repeat of Twilight everyone seems to love it while I see absolutely no appeal. People are losing their shit over a girl with magical powers like this is new to Disney??? Don’t mention Frozen around me or I’ll shove an icicle up your ass
The only people who care about redneck country singers are other rednecks
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”